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Letter of Intent / Why Now Part 2
We have now received an email reply from Mayor Ellerbrock. This is a direct quote from that reply: “The LOI was executed after the...


Letter of Intent, or Intentional Timing?”
By The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle Let’s start with a question: Has anyone actually heard from the City of Kimberly? Not the Chamber of...


🥕“GROW A GARDEN” TAKES OVER PLANET EARTH —
Kids Call It Fun, Parents Think It’s a Cult By The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle Man, I don’t know what’s goin’ on with these kids anymore. I...
Politics


Letter of Intent / Why Now Part 2
We have now received an email reply from Mayor Ellerbrock. This is a direct quote from that reply: “The LOI was executed after the...


Letter of Intent, or Intentional Timing?”
By The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle Let’s start with a question: Has anyone actually heard from the City of Kimberly? Not the Chamber of...


What Really Happened at the Candidate Forum in Gardendale Involving Kimberly Mayoral Candidates
After a long day of phone calls, emails, and good old-fashioned listening, we’re ready to break down what went down at last night’s...
Sports


⚾️ Travel Ball Families Enter 3-Week “Recovery Period,” Pick Up Extra Shifts to Pay for Fall Ball They Secretly Hope Gets Rained Out
All Across, AL — The dust has finally settled on another season of travel baseball, and local families are now entering what experts are...


D-BAT Gardendale Opens: Local Kids Now Required to Have Agents Before Kindergarten
GARDENDALE, AL — The long-awaited grand opening of D-BAT Gardendale has finally arrived, and with it, a new era of baseball training,...


Alabama, Auburn Fans Struggling to Process That Their Basketball Teams Are Actually Good
TUSCALOOSA, AL — In what can only be described as a sign of the end times, the Alabama Crimson Tide and Auburn Tigers are currently the...
Entertainment


🥕“GROW A GARDEN” TAKES OVER PLANET EARTH —
Kids Call It Fun, Parents Think It’s a Cult By The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle Man, I don’t know what’s goin’ on with these kids anymore. I...


BREAKING: The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle Has Convinced Modern-Day Lady Whistledown to Join Us -- A Royal Flush: The Tale of the Crowned Prince of Pipes By Modern-Day Lady Whistledown
Every once in a while, we at The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle get lucky enough to land someone with a sharp pen, a sharper tongue, and...


RDFC Presents: Top 10 Frozen Drinks to Beat Alabama’s Scorching Heat
Summer in Alabama? It’s like standing in a sauna with all your clothes on—minus the relaxing part. You step outside and instantly regret...
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